PK Bloggin'

I watched the Goonies twice yesterday, haha. It's such a good movie. Sean Astin is so little in it!
I always love movies where a group of people go on an adventure. Lord of the Rings (Sean Astin!), Stand By Me, The Outsiders... And I think that's why I love Pokemon and Zelda so much. Adventure! Haha, Flapjack. :D
Hmm.
A song just came on my iTunes that had a whole bunch of word play in it, so I'mma list some fun English stuff!
Oxymorons:
- old news
- freezer burn
- seriously funny
- same difference
- good grief ("There's such a thing as good grief, just ask Charlie Brown." haha, the Office)

Ambiguities (stuff that can be taken in more than one way):
- STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
- HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
- LACK OF BRAINS HINDERS RESEARCH
- ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX

Anddd, that's enough of that. Anyway, these are lyrics from a song about math. Not all of them, because a lot of it is inappropriate, so I picked out the funny, but school-appropriate ones. :')
I've told a lot of people the train one. In fact, I think I've already posted it in a blog, but oh well. Math nerds... you should really look into this song.
- What's a pirate minus a ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
- An anteater plus a large, hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.
- Santa Claus multiplied by i... well I guess that makes him real.
- What's the opposite of lnx? Duraflame the unnatural log. (haha, so clever!)
- If there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy, in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of Pi.
- And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, how long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor? (hahahaha)



So, this blog is kinda all over the place... Wanna see Chunk do the Truffle Shuffle? :D